What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 02:38
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way